Just ask Penelope.
She is so tired of superficial people who only value her for her looks! She is talented and creative. She can give you high-five.

How many other girls can do this? Plus when your built like Penelope, it takes lots of effort to get your paw in the air!

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Okay, okay, she wears a pink bow in her hair and pink polish on her toes. But that’s not her fault. How she dresses has nothing to do with this issue. Besides her human makes her wear it. You have to admit, if it was her choice, she’d be rolling in mud. Dang, damn, pink bow…

Being a beauty is such a beast!

Note re: verisimilitude. Penelope is not her real name. I can’t remember her real name. But I met her for a hurried minute in Pismo Beach. Her human seemed lovely, and Penelope was obviously a very loved, very well-behaved poochini. I am besotted with bull dogs and would love to have one some day, but I would let him or her choose their own accessories, within limits of course……..no piercings or tattoos until your sixteen, that sort of thing.

Cheers from The Holler.