Rural resident Cindy Knoke has been charged with overfeeding wild morning-doves leading to relationship strains amongst these life-long monogamous birds. If convicted Knoke faces a $2000.00 fine and 3 months in jail, with Lindsey Lohan as a cell mate.
Knoke has reportedly requested through her attorney, that she be sent to death-row, rather than share a cell with Lohan.
Regardless, the strains in the morning-dove’s relationships are quite clear as witnessed by this couple today at Knoke’s Holler home:
Female Dove, “Honey, do I look fat on this rock?”
Male, “No dear you look fine.”
Female, “Hmmmpf….You didn’t even LOOK at me! I’m leaving you…..except I can’t seem to fly…..”
Other birds at Knoke’s holler are becomming tame due to Knokes overly generous feeding program.
Even the tiny hummingbirds are appearing rather portly. No indications at this time as to whether additional charges will be brought against Knoke for overfeeding the Hummingbirds.
When contacted at their residence, knoke’s husband Jim had no comment except to say, “You don’t know my wife, she will never share a jail cell with Lindsey Lohan.”
We will keep you updated on this breaking story.